I Threw a Forum and Nobody Came

 

I threw a Forum and nobody came,

Running and maintaining it, Oh, such a pain.

I tried it once before and it was much the same

With all the Spammers and Porno, Oh, what a shame.

When I closed the latest endeavour

No one noticed for a week, not even my dog Treavor.

After trying the Forum here twice

I think I’ll feed it to the mice.

Since I don’t like baseball anologies

I won’t wait til they call “Strike Three”

So, the Forum has come to a quiet end

No more Forums will you see here, My Friends.

Actually, the dog’s name is Bear, but it didn’t rhyme.