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Monday Morning Musings for Work at Homers – Spell Cheque

Monday has always been a little bit of a let down, what with it being the beginning of the work week and all.

So to start things out on a bright note for the week, I bring you the…

Monday Morning Musings for Work at Homers…

 

Spell Cheque

Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.

Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.

As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rare lea ever wrong.

Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect awl the weigh
My chequer tolled me sew.

Hope that put a smile on your face and brightened the start of the work week just a bit.


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    This Weeks Helpful Reads… Week 421

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    Mark Twain

    This is an ongoing series of interesting and helpful reads that I have come across on the Internet. I try to include the most helpful articles and links each week to provide the widest range of information for the home business entrepreneur.

     5 Innovative Email Marketing Tips That Drive Readers To Action by Pratick Dholakiya… Email marketing pre-dates banner advertising, PPC, SEO, SEM, social media — basically every other form of Internet marketing. According to Experian, for every $1 spent on email marketing, $44.25 is the average return on investment, elevating it head and shoulders above any other form of digital marketing.

    I hope you find some of these articles informational and helpful. I think they will be enjoyable reading nonetheless.


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    Monday Morning Musings for Work at Homers – Word Contest

    Monday has always been a little bit of a let down, what with it being the beginning of the work week and all.

    So to start things out on a bright note for the week, I bring you the…

    Monday Morning Musings for Work at Homers…

     

    Word Contest

    The Washington Post has published the winning submissions to its annual contest, in which readers are asked to supply alternate meanings for common words. Here are some of the selected results.

    – Coffee (n.), the person upon whom one coughs.

    – Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have gained.

    – Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.

    – Esplanade (v.), to attempt an explanation while drunk.

    – Negligent (adj.), describes a condition in which you absentmindedly answer the door in your nightgown.

    – Lymph (v.), to walk with a lisp.

    – Gargoyle (n.), olive-flavored mouthwash.

    – Flatulence (n.) emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller.

    – Balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding hairline.

    – Oyster (n.), a person who sprinkles his conversation with ‘Yiddishisms’.

    – Frisbeetarianism (n.), The belief that, when you die, your soul flies up onto the roof and gets stuck there.

    Hope that put a smile on your face and brightened the start of the work week just a bit.


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